Please Do Not Assume That You Are Welcome Doormat

Set the tone before they even knock.

Our “Please Do Not Assume That You Are Welcome” doormat is the perfect mix of humor, attitude, and boundary-setting energy. Whether you’re an introvert, a sarcasm enthusiast, or just tired of surprise visits, this mat says exactly what you’re thinking — so you don’t have to.

Why You’ll Love It

• ✔ Bold, eye-catching lettering

• ✔ Durable material designed for daily foot traffic

• ✔ Non-slip backing for stability

• ✔ Suitable for indoor or covered outdoor use

• ✔ A guaranteed conversation starter

Perfect For:

• Apartment doors

• Front porches

• Housewarming gifts

• Friends who appreciate unapologetic humor

• Anyone who values their peace

This isn’t just a doormat — it’s a warning label with style.

Add it to your cart and let your doorstep do the talking.

Measures 18x30 inches.