Neighbors Coir Doormat

Say it without saying anything.

This minimalist doormat features the bold phrase “The neighbors think I’m selling dope” in clean, high-contrast lettering that gets laughs before the door even opens. No graphics, no extras—just straight humor that sets the tone immediately.

Perfect for apartments, houses, or anyone who appreciates edgy humor and doesn’t mind making the neighbors wonder a little.

Measures 18x30 inches.